I know there's somebody out there
Who had a nasty, nasty, nasty friend
That wanna go around humpin' everybody
Can I get a ho! You know what I'm sayin'
So I'ma talk about this one I had a few years ago
I had a friend named Cutie Tootie
Tootie turned tricks to get some Gucci
Known as loosy bootie
Truly, she was a freak in the evening
And if she wasn't teasin', then give me one reason
Why she do dat, Always knew dat
She was hot as da nectar
Hector said he pecked, disrespected her
Cause he bang bang swang in his dingalang
Broke his back long range
And make the ugly bitch sang
Chorus:
Ohh Ohh
Why you hurtin' me
Tell me why more
Ohh Ohh
(repeat)
Cutie Tootie with her sight
And if she humped Ralph
She humped Bobby, Ricky and Mike
Tight is the way she wore her dresses
Has she learned her lesson from all the dick testin'
Now I'm guessin'
She's layin' in a casket
In a yellow basket
Over a Gucci jacket
Daggit, I wish she didn't do those nasty things
Cause he made the ugly bitch sing
Chorus
Tootie didn't know the facts of life
Stayin' up in clinics
Loosy bootie mad trife
Feelin, she got the heebie geebies
Quick to give you freebies
Underneath the staircase in Brooklyn
Neighbors out the window sure was lookin
She greasy like chicken
I don't give a cotton pickin'
She can do her thing
Cause me and her don't hang
The ugly bitch sang
Chorus
So you know what
This should be a lesson
For anybody thats hangin' with someone who's
Dirty, nasty, stank
Once again going around humpin everybody
Everybody and anybody and anything
That's why you make the ugly bitch sing