| Homer | 77.8 | "To start press anykey. Where's the any key?!?....." |
| Homer | 121 | "Maybe it's the beer talking, Marge, but you got a butt...". |
| Homer | 67.7 | "If you don't like you job, you don't strike. You just..." |
| Homer | 71.9 | "Marge, I swear I didn't touch her. You know how....." |
| Homer, Moe & Barney | 219 | "Moe, I need your advise"..."I've got this friend named...." |
| Homer & Cheif Wiggum | 88.9 | "You know, one day honest citizens are gonna stand up..." |
| Bart & Homer | 88.9 | "You're going down Homer, I'm gonna fool you."...... |
| Marge & Homer | 52.4 | "Homer! Are you planning to hit Ned Flanders with...." |